Opinions from someone who knows nothing about sports: My Sister. Graded according to my perceptions of her sports acumen.
Rashard Lewis agrees to max deal with the Orlando Magic - "That's stupid."
May actually be correct. 3/5
Patrick Ewing is brought on as an assistant coach for the Magic to tutor Dwight Howard - "He's not good enough to be a tutor."
Better than Brian Hill. 1/5
Bill Simmons is on vacation - "He's lazy."
Writes more words than most guys even though that a bad measurement. 2/5
Tom Deinhert ranks the top 40 Big 12 Football Players - "More like Top 40 sucky players."
Funny but wrong. 0/5
Derek Fisher released from the Jazz because of daughter's disease problems - "Who cares, no one likes him anyways."
Everyone likes him compared to his old running mate Kobe. 1/5
Bill Gates falls behind a man in Mexico in riches - "Maybe he should build the fence then."
Shes on to something. 3/5
This
"TRANSFORMERS WRUNK!" 5/5
Total 15/35 = 43%
She Fails Test #1
Can she bring her average about 50% and eventually reached the hallowed D point?
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