#10 I love Reggie. He basically shoved his defender to the ground. #9 He released that quicker than Lindsey Lohan from rehab. #8 Alonzo's range is now dunk. #7 Rick Smits aka Mr. Clutch. #6 That crushed my spirit. I will not joke. #5 I've seen that more times than Britney Spear's unmentionables. #4 I'm surprised they didn't call for a pick and roll. #3 I like to call that one "Spirit Crusher Part Duex". #2 Thats what Kobe calls a good offense set. #1 I've seen that less times than Paris Hilton's decency.
Did you like I had made a Paris, Lohan, and Spears joke all in the space of 10 short sentences? My originality continues to stun. I know.