Promoting a good cause...

Okay, so I don't normally do these types of things, but I've had a couple of requests. And you know I can't say no to beautiful women. Well, I assume they're beautiful. Email can be tricky sometimes. But one thing is for certain... the videos they are pimping have beautiful women in them, so there's that. On with the promoting.

The New York Jets Flight Crew are having auditions this April 1, 2, 3. But to jump right to the finals, and avoid any preliminary tryouts, just send them a video of no longer than 60 seconds. Introduce yourself, and bust a move. Do the kids still say that? Anyways, here's Waxaholic favourite Jessica to show us how.


once again, send those videos to flightcrew@newyorkjets.com


If you're a sothern gal, you'll maybe want to try out for the Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders. Better hurry though, tryouts are in person and are coming fast. March 20, 2011.


for more info, go to www.atlantafalcons.com/cheerleaders/auditions/

Coincidently ladies, those videos can also be sent to me as an audition to be my next ex-wife. Just sayin'.

And that's it for me folks. I'll be out of the city for a week for work. Not much if any internet time. If I miss anything good, leave a comment and I'll get to it when i get back.

It's time....

Actually, I think the pregame shows started about an hour ago. The game itself starts in 7 and 1/2 hours.

Since this is the very first Super Bowl without cheerleaders, I had to recycle the Steelers pic. A Super Bowl without cheerleaders...............

 vs

Who do you like?

Let's clear some things up, BCS Championship style.

First off, I could not care less who wins and who doesn't. This made for TV championship game is a farce. How can they justify that all NCAA Division 1 schools compete for the championship, but only a few are eligible??? Until all schools have a fair shot, I will not recognize any such "Champion" nonsense.

Secondly, having said that, I believe it's, in everyone's best interest if Oregon loses. Why? Because of the nike abominations they are wearing trying to pass them off as uniforms. These are the most hideous things ever seen on an athlete, save Martina Navratilova's under things after a fifth set tie-breaker.

 They even make Seattle's only once seen third jersey look good. And that says something.

 And with all of teh BCS hype throughout the blogging land, I've seen a lot of publicity for Oregons cheerleaders. And good on you. They should get some pub. ( I haven't seen any from Auburn, but I'm not sure if there are good looking women at Auburn... I mean, with all their teeth and everything...)
Please prove me wrong if you can.

But! I have not seen the best Oregon has to offer. And that's a shame. The best, hottest, and undeniably sexiest Oregon cheerleader is none other than my close friend, Kelsi Metzler. End of argument.

 see what I mean?

 I really miss school.

 Beautiful green .. uh... fields...

 Go Team!

 Are you starting to agree with me?

 If not, you look in those eyes and tell her.....

My work here is done.

Happy Hallowe'en!

I'm busy watching the Cowboys try and win without Tony Romo... enjoy the pics and the videos in the meantime.

Waxaholic Contest Winners!!!

It's time to announce the Waxaholic Super Bowl Contest Winners! and losers....

Congrats to the Saints for winning their very first championship!
A great game all around... the offences were equal, both defences were horrible. No one really stood out. But bottom line, Sean Payton outcoached Jim Caldwell. That was the difference.

Anyways, you all saw the game... on with the results. And to think. None of you even know if there are any prizes, or what they are. Even with all the Bipping going on, you still signed up.
HA! Suckers. Prizes will be for 1st place, and last place. I might even send stuff for 2nd... depends how much it costs to mail the other winnings.

In first place - Peterson! 100pts

2nd place (tie)

AdamE 90pts
Madding 90pts

Last place - Motherscratcher 30 pts

With the Saints winning, I didn't need to use any tie breakers as only two people predicted the Saints to win. If the Colts had won, it would've taken me to June to figure out all the tiebreakers as 26 people picked them.

Congrats to the winners and a big thanks to all those that played. Stay tuned in the next day or two for a "prize" post.

One last time...

It's gonna be a great one... been looking forward to this all week. My wife made a voodoo doll out of an old GI Joe that looks remarkably like Drew Brees. Now she's in the kitchen singing, or, chanting maybe.

Either way, I don't want to know....

Conference Championships...

Jets @ Indianapolis 1:00 MST

Vikings @ Saints 4:40 MST

Should be a great day of football. How are you doing in the contest?

CBS Football coverage

I just got through the 3 hour CBS "Lovefest with Ray Lewis and Ray Rice" debacle. I think the announcers either had just came from, or were about to go to a huge sweaty manpile in the Ravens locker room.
Nothing like hearing how much in love they are with two men. An overrated linebacker resting on his reputation of five years ago, and a young back that they spent the entire evening comparing to Emmitt Smith.
Really? One of the greatest backs to play pro football? Isn't it a wee early for that?


Anyways, some quick hits on today's action...

New Orleans looked good. Good coaching got them ready to play after a month off...
The Arizona defence looked horrible. Again. Fix it.
I hope Kurt Warner comes back again next season... too good to hang it up now.

It's a good thing they were playing Baltimore, 'cause the Colts were not sharp. They better get it going for next week or they're done.

Can't wait for tomorrow's games.....

Everyone gather around...

It's playoff football time! Arizona at New Orleans, Baltimore at Indianapolis.

Boo yeah!

My wife already has the facepaint on....

It's close enough to Sunday

it's Wild Card Saturday!!!!!
The contest is officially closed. (except to motherscratcher who will post the rest of his picks later tonight....pain in the ass...)
Thanks to all that participated. And good luck.

A brand new Sunday

The last regular seasaon Sunday in the NFL.
Tough to pick games this week as it will be a preseason contest for most clubs. The Colts listed 30 players on their "injury" report, and didn't even take 8 starters to Buffalo.
Be careful with the mortgage this week kids.

by popular demand...

okay, so 8 emails and one comment later, I realize that yes, I did forget to put up a cheerleader for this week's games.
my good friend dayf says that it's okay to put up a hockey cheerleader.
there ya go pal.

Tonight: Mr Romo goes to Washington.

If anyone needs me...

I'll be on the couch for the next four hours.
Da Boys vs Da Undefeated in Da Bayou.

(what? it's my blog. you come up with gold day after day...)

A poll and a birthday...

Okay kids, time to vote. You all know the drill. The poll is on the right hand side. Choose whick box break you want to see first in agonizing detail. Okay, maybe not. Probably just a quick half assed review with lots of pictures. Go. Vote. Now.

And a big Happy Birthday to my friend Kelli. You may now legally vote, and purchase an adult beverage if you choose.
Now in my country, you've been legal for three years already.


I'm just sayin'

Sunday Game O' The Day

Well, actually two games.... one for the morning, one for the afternoon.

Denver at Indianapolis

San Diego at Dallas

I love this time of year.

Don't fall behind..

Dallas over the GMen...

Colts and Saints remain unbeaten...

A Salute to Thanksgiving

to all you southern folk and your families, a Happy American Thanksgiving.
If you need me, I'll be on the couch watching football.

Sunday Sunday Sunday

Another week, another pick six
But this lovely lass will be disappointed, as Dallas takes out their frustrations on the hapless Redskins.
Oh yeah, and San Diego takes over first place in the AFC West.

Another Sunday

A couple of great matchups...
Dallas at Green Bay, and New England travelling to Indianapolis.

Take the Cowboys and the Colts, both to cover.

It's Sunday, and you know what that means

we all worship at the pigskin altar.
In honour of my friend from the deep south, the wicked one himself, I give you this;

Dolphins and Patriots.
This just in, the NFL has penalized and fined Joey Porter for thinking about sacking Tom Brady.