Blog-A-Beastie 3.0

Were back for another edition of Blog-A-Beastie, the game of competitive stupidity. We take a person who knows nothing about sports, me sister, ask her some questions regarding recent events and grade the responses. Let's get moving.

One of Michael Vick's co-defendant to enter into a plea agreement - "We already know they did. There guilty until proven still guilty." I happen to agree, but she didn't really confront the current issue. 3/5

Mark Bulger receives a 6-year extension from the Rams - "You mean like hair extensions?" No, not like hair extensions. 0/5

Wake Forest Basketball Coach Skip Prosser dies - "Wake Forest is stupid name. Who wakes in a forest?" True, but not applicable. 1/5

Smush Parker signs with the Miami Heat - "Is there a team called the cold?" Minnesota Cold. Has a nice ring to it. 1/5

Michael Strahan is mulling retirement - "I don't think he should because he's an asset to the team." She has no idea who this is, but she is technically giving a valid opinion. 3/5

Pepsi admits their bottled water is nothing more than tap water - "REALLY!?" I can't believe this would surprise anyone. 0/5

This Video

"Should you really be teaching prisoners to coordinate their efforts?" Very True. 5/5

So with all the questions asked we turn to the tale of the tape and add up her score. Will she crack the 50% mark for the first time ever. Drum Roll Please!

12/35=35%

Too bad. She failed to match her two previous mid-40% responses. If only she had understood at all that bottled water is the biggest rip off in the history of mankind. Better luck to her next week. Keep checking in to see if she can pass the Blog-A-Beastie Mendoze line and get up 50%. Until then, I'm out and she's out of knowledge.

Blog-A-Beastie 2.0

It's time for another round of Blog-A-Beastie where I test the knowledge of someone who knows absolutely nothing about sports, my sister. I'll score her responses based on how accurate they are. Let's get going.

Ken Griffey passes another person on the home run list - "Does he play football?" 0/5 Just Wrong

Yi's chinese team says he will never play for the Bucks - "If hes too good to play on an American team, tell him to go back to Japan." 2/5 Would have been a 3 if she knew her geography

Cory Redding signs the biggest defensive tackle contract ever - "He should give all his money to charity and live on the streets to show how much he cares about global warming and stuff like that. Then he can probably get an endorsement with goodwill and get some money to live on." 2/5 I suppose he should give some money to charity and he probably would get endorsements...

Jason Kendall gets traded to the Chicago Cubs - "Don't the Cubs play in Boston?" 0/5 Again with the geography

Asante Samuel and Lance Briggs don't sign long-term deals - "That's a long question, I don't remember it all." 1/5 It is a complicated issue

Kelly Clarkson's new CD is not selling very well now - "I didn't like American Idol to being with. I think it's stupid." 5/5 Right on the button

Montgomery Flea Market Commercial - *Does the dance and sings the complete song* 5/5 LIVING ROOMS, BEDROOMS, DINETTES, OH YEAH!

Well, it's time to add up today's results and see if the Beastie can out do last week's effort (40% right). Drum Roll Please!

With a grand total of 15 points out of 35 our resident sport's non-expert comes in with a 43%. Congratulations, you've topped last week's effort with a slightly higher F.

Check back next week as she aims to crack the 50% barrier or as it will for henceforth be known as around these parts, the Beastie Line.

Blog-A-Beastie

Opinions from someone who knows nothing about sports: My Sister. Graded according to my perceptions of her sports acumen.

Rashard Lewis agrees to max deal with the Orlando Magic - "That's stupid."

May actually be correct. 3/5

Patrick Ewing is brought on as an assistant coach for the Magic to tutor Dwight Howard - "He's not good enough to be a tutor."

Better than Brian Hill. 1/5

Bill Simmons is on vacation - "He's lazy."

Writes more words than most guys even though that a bad measurement. 2/5

Tom Deinhert ranks the top 40 Big 12 Football Players - "More like Top 40 sucky players."

Funny but wrong. 0/5

Derek Fisher released from the Jazz because of daughter's disease problems - "Who cares, no one likes him anyways."

Everyone likes him compared to his old running mate Kobe. 1/5

Bill Gates falls behind a man in Mexico in riches - "Maybe he should build the fence then."

Shes on to something. 3/5

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"TRANSFORMERS WRUNK!" 5/5

Total 15/35 = 43%

She Fails Test #1

Can she bring her average about 50% and eventually reached the hallowed D point?

Check Back Next Week!