Blog-A-Beastie

Opinions from someone who knows nothing about sports: My Sister. Graded according to my perceptions of her sports acumen.

Rashard Lewis agrees to max deal with the Orlando Magic - "That's stupid."

May actually be correct. 3/5

Patrick Ewing is brought on as an assistant coach for the Magic to tutor Dwight Howard - "He's not good enough to be a tutor."

Better than Brian Hill. 1/5

Bill Simmons is on vacation - "He's lazy."

Writes more words than most guys even though that a bad measurement. 2/5

Tom Deinhert ranks the top 40 Big 12 Football Players - "More like Top 40 sucky players."

Funny but wrong. 0/5

Derek Fisher released from the Jazz because of daughter's disease problems - "Who cares, no one likes him anyways."

Everyone likes him compared to his old running mate Kobe. 1/5

Bill Gates falls behind a man in Mexico in riches - "Maybe he should build the fence then."

Shes on to something. 3/5

This



"TRANSFORMERS WRUNK!" 5/5

Total 15/35 = 43%

She Fails Test #1

Can she bring her average about 50% and eventually reached the hallowed D point?

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