Showing posts with label Afternoon Delight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Afternoon Delight. Show all posts

Michael Vick

Go to all your favorite sports sites and read about this guy.


Then think to yourself. What GM would big enough these to think of signing this guy out of jail?


All I can say is it's finally a decent day to be this guy...


Because until your posse flips on you over the Vegas shooting your now the second biggest NFL suspended criminal. Congrats.


He's not the only one who should be happy though. It's a beautiful day for the dog community. Canine Jesse Sharpton Coulter is I'm sure very pleased.

Michael Row Your Boat Ashore


Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be for me
and the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a Cadillac
Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear, even though it's hardly here
I will stand real close and say,
Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Let me tell you bout a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend

And when we die, and float away
I'll see you there, and once again
Thank you for being a

Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
Whoa, tell you about a friend
(Thank you right now, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend



Oh Michael Vick, what a lesson you have learned over the course of this week. Thanks to all your "friends" your legal options have now dwindled down to 6 months or rape of 2 years of rape.


And despite all the funny jokes that can be made, a serious lesson can be gathered from everything that has gone on his life. When it all comes down to it, who can you really trust to have your back no matter what?


Honestly, think about the people in your own life. Who would you spend 10 extra years in prison for in order to not sell them out like Vick's "friends" did?


Who would you be willing to endure 3,650 days, 10950 meals, 87,600 hours, and probably a thousand rapes for when it all came down it it? Especially if your friend was indeed a criminal as Michael Vick is. This is not a case of protecting the innocent. It's a friendship and creed issue. I honestly don't think there are that many people I know who if they committed criminal acts I would spend 10 years in jail for to help them out.


When does a person's own future trump that of their friends in these criminal situations? I suppose it's a matter of how truly much you care about the person and how much they really care about you. Vick's friends obviously did not have such a deep bond with the running QB they could not sell him out to the prosecutors which is not surprising. I do not think that I would spend an extra minute in jail for someone that A) was going down anyway B) tried to sell you out by saying he was never involved C) was evidently never close enough to them to make a deep friendship impact. There is suppose to be honor amongst thieves, but why uphold that honor for someone who doesn't believe in it.


Good luck ever getting back into the NFL if you ever step foot in a penitentiary Michael. Good luck with any team being willing to touch you with a ten foot poll. Just imagine that press conference with him being announced as being signed to anyone. Pandemonium. This story is dead, Vick is screwed. Let's get ready for some football.


The Problem With Sports

Want to know why I can't wait for football season to begin. The Sports Headlines. What are the top stories on ESPN.com?

Of those 10 stories, how many of truly relate to what happens between the lines of a field of play? 4 have absolutely nothing to do with any game that will be played anytime soon (4, 5, 6, 9). 1 has to do with a player trying to leverage a team for more money and less training camp (1). 2 have something to do with an event that will occur tonight, but one of those two involves a circus having little to do with the swinging of a bat at this point (2, 3). 1 involves more doping violations in a sport no one actually watches (8). And the last two relate to player status which are actually pretty relevant and meaningful to the actual sport somewhat (7, 10). So by my count, at most half of the stories that ESPN feels important this late July game have nothing to actually do with the second letter of their name besides the fact that the people who are involved with them participate/did participate at one time in sports. Either ESPN could just care less about games (a valid point) or there is just nothing truly interesting happening. I can't wait to hear hike. I'm so tired of this trash.

Goes Together Like Apple Pie and Syphilis

It seemed to be that two months ago there was a great story about how this:

And this:


Would never go together. This led of course to this guy:


Giving approximately 1.2 Billion interviews about the racial perception of Boston. Now apparently though, it's all water under the bridge as the trade is back on. I'm glad to see we wasted 2 months waiting on something that should have either happened or been dropped back in June. But more importantly, what does this mean for the two teams involved. First, the Minnesota Timberwolves:


Under the proposed deal, it appears the Fightin' McHales would send up Randy Foye, Corey Brewer, Ricky Davis, Al Jeffereson, and Theo Ratliff out to do battle each night with the likes of Mark Madsen, Gerald Green, and Marko Jaric coming off the bench to spell those superstars. This team, while full of potential, would undoubtablely be on of the worst in the NBA. That may not be a terrible thing though. Consider this scenario:

1) The Timberwolves spend the 07'-08' season being terrible while giving all their younger players heavy minutes to develop.
2) At the end of the season they let Theo Ratliff go giving them about 14 Million Dollars in cap space before they have to re-sign anyone.
3) They receive an extremely high draft pick which could easily turn into Derrick Rose or Michael Beasley.
4) They let Ricky Davis go since his contract expired, sign a decent player in the 8-10 Million Dollar Range for a four years (maybe Antawn Jamison could be signed without giving out a 5-6 year deal, he may want to find a contender to sign with though but hopefully money talks) with their cap space, hand Al Jefferson an extension, and do something with Gerald Green depending on how he performs.
5) They can then trot out of line-up either Randy Foye, Corey Brewer, Antawn Jamison, Michael Beasley, Al Jefferson or maybe Derrick Rose, Corey Brewer, Gerald Green, Antawn Jamison, and Al Jefferson with Randy Foye in the Ben Gordan role.
6) The 08-09 Celtics would then be competitive enough to gun for the 8th seed in the west while being absolutely loaded for the future

All of those possibilities and extreme optimism aside (pulling that off and having it work is much more of a pipe dream than reality), the Timberwolves are in trouble no matter what they do so they might as well trade KG and see what happens. There not going to get a better offer than what they have now at this point anyway especially at the trade deadline (everyone is scared of it now).

On the Celtics side, how does this trade look:


How does a starting line-up of Rajon Rando, Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, Ryan Gomes, and Kevin Garnett sound? It sounds good enough to win the horrible East to me. Despite the fact that will have hardly anyone worthwhile coming off the bench (pray Glen Davis can play in the NBA) this team could easily move into contender status especially considering under this "go for broke" move Danny Ainge should be trading anything hes (picks included) to insure this team has the best chance it can to win this season.

With Garnett banging inside against the weak Eastern bigs, Ray Allen sliding comfortable into the role of shooter extraordinaire with the pressure and burden of team carrying, Paul slashing and shooting, Rajon Rondo focusing on his defense, and whoever is playing beside Garnett focusing on rebounding, this team surely could be Lebron James (if they can find someone to guard him). The future is bleak with this team as in 3 years they will likely be starting Rajon Rondo, Deshawn Stephenson, Paul Pierce's shadow, Brian Scalabrine, and 49 year old Greg Oden, but for now they look good enough. Not good, simply good enough. Giving up what basically amounts to a player who may never develop (Gerald Green) and a productive young big for a shot at a title does not seem to big of a sacrifice as long as going for it all now is what you truly desire. If you have any hopes for the future, this trade is dumber than taking the under on Lohan arrests.

So with all that said, can we please quit waiting and make this happen. At the minimum it will at least get the Sports Guy to write a column...

Today's Article...

Won't be posted until about 3 A.M because it involves something that is not happening until 1 A.M. I don't have a laptop so when its over I have to come back and type up all the notes I took, so it won't be an instant turn around. The topic you ask?

When Housewives Attack....


Does this picture scare you? How about this one?


Well, it must if your name is Michael "Dog Don" Vick.


Vick was unwillingly to be involved with these monsters and sent his attorney Billy Martin out to give a statement about his "innocence".


The Feds are going to make like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and sack Vick. He's not scrambling his way out of this one.



It's not as if he is really doing something original anyway. He's just better at it.


His coach had to have had a heart attack.

On Friday Remember This...

When you walk out of the theatre disappointed in the Simpson's movie, watch this video to remember an episode of the Simpson's back when it was actually worth watching.

I love the joke about Griffey's jaw considering what's gone on the last 10 years in baseball with steroids.

A Tough Spot

Normally here at the Daily Sports Tome we regard this man as a comedy piece and a ball-hogging overrated basketball player.


However, today we can actually see him speaking and making a good point simultaneously. Yesterday, Allen Iverson commented on the Michael Vick case and said the following:

"You know, I don't think it's fair to say, 'Stay away from the people you grew up with. It's hard to have a relationship with people once you're already rich. You have to have a relationship with the same people you grew up with."

And for once, I sort of have to agree with him. I know it's shocking.


With all the young athletes getting in trouble today, the most common thing everyone likes to say should be done is for them to drop all of their old friends.


But, Iverson is correct is saying that is not always so easy or doable to simply drop your old friends. Whenever massive changes occur in someone's life (and being an instant millionaire is a massive change), it's always natural to reach back to your past to find some since of normalcy. Your old friends are people who wanted to hang with you back when your diet consisted of the 99 cent menu. You feel you can trust them.


To simply tell someone to drop all of their old friends, the only people they feel they can actually trust, is extremely difficult. Other than their new teammates many of whom are older, married, and not looking for someone to hang with, who are these players suppose to turn to that they can trust. Dropping your old buddies, no matter how dumb they are (or cause you to be), is simply not an easy process. They are people you care about. Protecting one's money and integrity are vitally important, but what all does it mean if you have to alienate all your peers who were with you before you moved up in the world?
I'm not trying to defend the actions of Vick (despicable) or the Pac-Man (horrible), but I am saying that Iverson is quite right, throwing the people you grew up with out of your life, during a major time of transition in it, is never quite as easy as the old pundits would like you to believe.

NEWS FLASH!

Butter-Face?

The following woman, named Kimberly Bell, was Barry Bond's mistress during a large period of his steriod use as Chronicled in Game of Shadows. She will be interviewed and clothless in Playboy starting October 1st.

This Is Not The Article You're Looking For...

"This is not the article I'm looking for." Good, because that article is coming later today (probably sometime tonight since I have to be somewhere at 11, 1, 3, and 5); however, I've always got time for some quick fun. We're rounding up the top 3 stories of the day in the following format: story, impact, opinion. We're going to try to stay under one sentence for each thing so 9 sentences total. So let's get moving. It's all you need to know in under 10 sentences.

#1 Story: Last night, a AA Baseball Manager, Mike Coolbaugh, was struck by a ball while standing in the first base box and was killed.
Impact: It should be simply viewed as a tragedy, but I'm sure someone (Woody Paige) will want to ban wooden bats now too or put nets around the base boxes.
Opinion: It's simply tragedy and should remind everyone to pay attention if they are in a possible path of a baseball.


#2 Story: My main man, Mike Decourcy, says Kobe Bryant is still acting like he is playing with Kwame Brown at the US team tryouts.
Impact: Kobe Bryant's teammates are going to be none to pleased if he does not change his ways sowing problems for the future.
Opinion: If he does not adjust to playing with other good players in the next couple of games my opinion of him will be lowered (I'm always kind of in neutral with him).


#3 Story: The NBA had their own suspicions about disgraced referee Tim Donaghy up to a year ago when they put a private investigator on his tail.
Impact: It shows the NBA was not completely caught off guard and was to police themselves but failed to find a way to act quickly enough.
Opinion: They must have had trouble generating enough evidence if this went on for so long while the NBA had an idea it was occurring.


That's it. 9 sentences. We're done (I am using to many contractions in my writing today).

Somene Please Explain This To Me...

Imagine your a highly competitive NBA team that has failed for 3 years to get over the hump and make an NBA finals appearance.

Your two biggest weaknesses are your financial situation and your interior defense.

You have come extremely close to the title in the past year with your current team. Maybe you were only stopped corrupt game fixing officials or difficult league rules.

With that being the case, how should you spend your off-season? Doing whatever you can to finally get over the hump without completely compromising your team and financial future hopefully.


What did they actually do though? First they sold off one of their first round picks for cash. Then they drafted 6 foot tall power forward Alando Tucker with their other.

Alright, you've kept from committing to a very small future financial burden congratulations. It definitely did not make your team any better. So whats your next move?


Or it could be to trade what interior defense you do have to save money while giving up future unprotected draft picks to do so as they choose to do. But hey, they got a second round pick in next year's draft in return.


If the next move they make is not to take the trade exception they received and bring in another elite player making all of these moves simply cost cutting measures before a spending spree then this is completely insane. If some future Hall of Famer does not walk through that door soon, then it will be clear that this man would rather have a few millions dollars than an NBA championship.


I always like to think that if I was rich enough to buy a pro sports team I would be rich enough not to mind losing 10 million a year running my club. But if this situation plays out the wrong way, then it will become all the more clear that most of the NBA billionaires would take the money and run. This makes me love Mark Cuban.

Good Vick Hunting

In you have not heard the most recent development in the Michael Vick case, the Falcon's QB has entered hiding because of threats made against his life by the great and powerful Senator Robert Byrd.

He's a bad, bad man.

According to a Fox News report Senator Byrd has the following to say about the Vick dog fighting case:

The Michael Vick dogfighting case made its way to the floor of the U.S. Senate Thursday when its most senior member publicly declared his outrage, saying he's witnessed one execution but wouldn't mind seeing another "if it involves this cruel, sadistic, cannibalistic business of training innocent, vulnerable creatures to kill."

Personally, I prefer that my US Senator does not threaten the death penalty on people who's crimes cannot even carry a 10 year prison sentence, but hey, whatever his state is down with.


Never go here.

It's tough to feel sorry for a person like Michael Vick (Innocent until proven guilty...), but I know that it can't be any fun having members of Congress calling for your death from personal experience (I used some mean "Yo Momma" jokes on Mitch McConnell).

His Mother is a saint.

The only way I can possible see this entire situation ending well is with a steel cage tag team match featuring Robert "The Executor" Byrd and Charlton "Dirty Ape" Heston against Ice-T and Dog Fighting Don Vick.

The First Commandment? Though Shalt Kick Ass.



Did Someone Say Exhausting

Describing the awesomeness of my current research working out is almost impossible. I don't want to talk about it at all until it is completely done, but I have no problem complaining about the work it is taking. I have spent about 3 hours today so far and I would not fell comfortable saying I am anymore than 20% done just gathering and processing the data the first time through. If it was not for such a worthwhile cause I would just quit and go do something more fun. The only thing keeping me going in online 80's radio and thinking about how great a good result would be.

You, the reader, don't come here to hear my moan about what it takes to do a job a volunteer to do, so in the spirit of finding something fun we have to quickly break down a subject that demands it. The state of my Cincinnati Reds (a baseball story holy crap!).

When I was 4 years old the Cincinnati Reds were the World Series champions led by my brother's boyhood idol.

(This poster is on his wall still)

Over the last 16 years though, the team has slowly faded into completely irrelevance as their roster has gone through all sorts of constant changes.

Bust a flow for us Deion.

Even just a few years ago, it looked liked the reds had finally figured it out with Adam Dunn, Austin Kearns, and Ken Griffey forming a dominant outfield.

Where is your pot belly Dunn, you ask.

That of course never worked out as Kearns failed to develop enough and was traded, Dunn couldn't stop striking out, and Griffey never really regained his old form.

He still gave us one of the greatest decades ever.

This year started out as many have over the course of the last two decades. Dead on Arrival.

Narron busy coachin' em up (or making vacation plans).

Within the last month or so, there has been a glimmer of hope though as the team is playing better under a new manager and brought up elite pitching prospect Homer Bailey.

Manager or Baily: You Decide!

Will this streak of good fortune keep going for my childhood squad? The statistician in my says no, but the hopeful fan in my of course says yes. So, remember this just in case they're the world series champions again in a few years now, so I can revel in it all day without the dreaded band wagon fan status. No matter how bad it gets, if the last 16 years have proven anything, I will always like my team's pants a primary color, their location Cincinnati, and their relief pitchers nasty.


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