Go to all your favorite sports sites and read about this guy.

Then think to yourself. What GM would big enough these to think of signing this guy out of jail?

All I can say is it's finally a decent day to be this guy...

Because until your posse flips on you over the Vegas shooting your now the second biggest NFL suspended criminal. Congrats.

He's not the only one who should be happy though. It's a beautiful day for the dog community. Canine Jesse Sharpton Coulter is I'm sure very pleased.