Official Sports Tome Chick
You shouldn't sit on a table like that.
Besides making numerous public appearances in order to help hype up her new favorite sport's website, Jenna Jameson has been busy trying to find someone to play her in a movie. My first goes towards Jessica Simpson. Not because she looks alot like Jenna, but because every guy on the planet would love to see her in the inevitable outfits (or lack there of) that this movie would entail. Barring that great occurrence, they might as well just cast Fergie if she can act. Give her some plastic boobs and she doesn't look that much different from Ms. Sports Tome 2007.
Her Daddy Told Her So Apparently.
Official Sports Tome Bodyguard
I bet he gives a mean back massage.
Since completely demolishing his first opponent in his MMA debut, Kimbo Slice has been busy getting ready to embarrass Tank Abbott, but he received a huge honor this week for his past work. CBSsportsline.com head complainer Greg Doyel put Kimbo on the list of the top 10 people in MMA he would not want to be stuck fighting. After speaking with Kimbo though, I can tell you he is none to happy about being put #4 on the list. This will only serve to motivate him more to destroy ever enemy of this blog to show the world that he is the most fearsome fighter ever to beat people up in backyard boxing matches.
Official Blog Defense Team
You shouldn't sit on a table like that.Besides making numerous public appearances in order to help hype up her new favorite sport's website, Jenna Jameson has been busy trying to find someone to play her in a movie. My first goes towards Jessica Simpson. Not because she looks alot like Jenna, but because every guy on the planet would love to see her in the inevitable outfits (or lack there of) that this movie would entail. Barring that great occurrence, they might as well just cast Fergie if she can act. Give her some plastic boobs and she doesn't look that much different from Ms. Sports Tome 2007.
Her Daddy Told Her So Apparently.Official Sports Tome Bodyguard
I bet he gives a mean back massage.Since completely demolishing his first opponent in his MMA debut, Kimbo Slice has been busy getting ready to embarrass Tank Abbott, but he received a huge honor this week for his past work. CBSsportsline.com head complainer Greg Doyel put Kimbo on the list of the top 10 people in MMA he would not want to be stuck fighting. After speaking with Kimbo though, I can tell you he is none to happy about being put #4 on the list. This will only serve to motivate him more to destroy ever enemy of this blog to show the world that he is the most fearsome fighter ever to beat people up in backyard boxing matches.
Official Blog Defense Team
Apparently the turtles have been training with Barry Bonds.As explained previously, Kimbo Slice is both a very busy man and not trained to battle scores of ninjas. This lead to the creation of the official blog defense team which is currently staffed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Initially Jenna Jameson offered her posse of pornstars up to fill this role, but fearing a team of gay ninjas may some day attack rendering them useless, I had to turn down the offer. When not defending the Sports Tome, lately the Ninja Turtles have been focusing on releasing their exploits in 1080p. You can never really appreciate a genetically malformed martial arts practicing half-shelled reptile between the ages of 13 and 19 til you see it in true high definition. I've always said that to anyone who would listen. Also, whenever they enter a room to see me, it goes exactly like this...
I'm currently scouting the blog minor leagues for additional members to call up to help make this site as best as possible. Until then these are the people who help make this site what it is. So if sucks, blame them.
