The Most Boring Day in Sports History

It really is ridiculous how little is going on the sports world right now. The NFL isn't in training camp yet. The NBA draft is over and the only thing left to hear about are meaningless Summer League games. MLB is right smack dab in the middle of a long, boring season. About the only thing worthwhile that happened in the last couple of days was this man, Wladimir Klitschko,

Klitschko thinks its funny to impersonate battered women.

completely demolishing this man

Brewster thinks its funny to impersonate a boxer

in six rounds last night. Boxing has fallen so hard that Klitschko destroyed Brewster in such a small time frame despite the fact that he was fighting with a broken middle finger on his left hand. I can't wait for Mixed Martial Arts to completely replace it. For the time being just enjoy watching this man

He actually does eat his opponent's children

named Kimbo Slice beat the life out of those foolish enough to try to fight him courtesy of YouTube.