This is Must See

Another quick update that I just have to get up because as many eyes as possible have to see it before I head out for awhile. While listening to Bill Simmon's podcast (It's one of my personal favorites to mow lawns to), Jimmy Kimmel, the podcast's guest for the day, brought up the fact that apparently alot of NFL QB's don't like Matt Leinert (I love the guy as a player and as a pop culture figure). Anyway, there was a website discussing that fact that posted the following picture.

I hope her Dad reads this site

It's now my life goal to at some point have someone slightly attractive wear a shirt that says my name followed by slut. It may be a long battle, but until my last breath leaves me I will keep trying. Any volunteers?