A great victory for all the horny men (sorry, redundant) of Oregon today. A judge struck down a local ordinance in the city of Salem, Oregon that banned lap dances calling it an unconstitutional limit on free speech. Our founding fathers George "Belichick" Washington and Thomas Jefferson knew when they helped create the constitution that man had three unalienable rights that they should probably right down in case they forgot, life, liberty, and fine ass booty all up in one's lap. So dance on single mothers of the world for every lap dance you give is a another step towards the American Dream.
For if a man wants a woman's, and I quote the constitution "fine ass booty all up in his lap", and the woman agrees then Ben " Jamin' " Franklin would heartily approve.
Note: Some Lap Dances May Involve Extreme Pain, But So Did The Revolutionary War, What Are You, An American Hating Coward?
