Chess. The Sport of Paraplegics.

In the competitive world of international chess tournaments lots of skills are needed. Brains, Guile, Patience, Ability to Sit. But, today we focus on the one aspect that has any appeal to the average sports fan in this incredible complex and interesting world, the chicks. The results of the World Chest Beauty Contest are in and its time to figure out a few things. First, why does the winning women not have any good pictures of herself on Google images other than the incredibly small unclickable photo on the contest page. She's disqualified. Secondly, its very clear that in the realm of smokin' chess hotties you better not be from the US (0 in top 10) or ever sound like you could be. Which of these names doesn't belong. Harsanyi, Nebolsina, Kovalevskaya, Berdychevaskaya, Basland. I'll leave it to you, the wise reader, to figure that one out. Thirdly, the only pictures of Vera Nebolsina feature her at apparently sixteen years old so shes out.

Not Hot.

Therefore and Fourthly, we name the true Hot Chess Champion to be Monika Seps due to the disqualifications of our prior champions. But just who is this Monika Seps?

Stone Cold Ice Queen?


Chesstitute?


Watcher of Any Polly Shore Comedy?


The Girl Next Door?

The answer I suppose must be, according to Google images, the stone cold chessitute next door who loves Polly Shore. No matter the answer to our attempt to find truth the results on in and Monika Seps, you are the true champion of the Hot Chess Player Competition. Reign On over your empire. My every male chess player in competition or not continue to want to checkmate your queen (ZING!, Its probably a King you checkmate, but the jokes sounds better that way, also, I know nothing about chess).

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog really needs to go to one of these events...